claudimonet:

shoutout to all the pear

claudimonet:

shoutout to all the pear

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler
a dog: makes a dog sound
me: i know, i know. i understand. me too

burngorgeous:

all these kids on my dash bloggin about the PSATs

image

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

killing-the-headlamps:

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

unclefather:

what’s better than this? guy’s being men’s. 

unclefather:

what’s better than this? guy’s being men’s. 

"Someone calling a white person ‘wonder bread’ isn’t racist. It’s rude, but it’s not racist. Wonder bread as an offensive term has no weight, no meaning. It’s just something to push your buttons. Using the N-word is racist - it has meaning and weight and brings up a past that should’ve never happened. The comparison between rude and racist is like squares and rectangles - every square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square. Every racist comment you hear is rude, but not every rude comment you hear is racist."
- from an in-class debate about white supremacy (via seehowtame)

thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

goffinking:

Feelin kinda good so here’s a selfie

goffinking:

Feelin kinda good so here’s a selfie

horchta:

GIRLS ARE SO POWERFUL AND RAD!!! A 17 year old girl just won the Nobel Peace Prize!!! Another 17 year old girl won two grammys!!!! and there are so many amazing young girls across the globe that are doing amazing things!!!

gorgeousdarren:

hey look it’s ur fave darren stan

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please