sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
What is love?
fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”
i like to keep a mental list of all the people who have called me a bitch as personal motivation to keep being a bitch
tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world
great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff
Mt.Rainer, hike. PNW
a fun macklemore game: replace every vowel in your name with acklemore and drop the last consonant……..call me kracklemorestacklemore
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
why does tumblr support this kind of attitude that the grass is greener on the skinny side that’s such a GROSS attitude everybody has their own kind of grass your grass is only gonna get green if you water it and care about it you can’t pull someone else’s grass bc it will DIE that’s how grass works
moving out of my parents house forever in 10 days i am really really scared but so happy to finally be done here